London to Edinburgh
So I am in Scotland.
Diren and I are currently in a bar having a gin and tonic, it's 9pm.
"Gin and tonics make me write sick emails bro, it must be scientific."
Kartal, D.
It's a weird old bar and we had to open a bookcase to get into the main bar area.
I was told there was free refillable popcorn so I was sold immediately.
We have our laptops with us as we have work to do as we've been out all day.
Why are we in Scotland?
We took one of our members out for dinner.
Lorna, winner of the Vegas challenge.
We hired a car and drove out to her home town (in the arse end of nowhere).
Her nearest McDonalds was a 25 minute drive away.
No wonder she doesn't drink. How is she going to get a McFlurry on a hangover Deliveroo'd that distance away.
Lorna has been dealt one of the toughest hands of anyone I know at life.
I wanted to ask her face to face about it more today and I can't tell you how mad it is that someone in her position not only was brave but audacious enough to commit to my Academy.
I won't disclose too much of her personal life but a lady from a small town in Scotland who couldn't walk unassisted gave the JSA challenge a go.
She fucking owned it and won it too.
From what I hear the support systems gave up on her several times but she didn't give up on herself.
It's not often I sit in a room with someone who is more audacious than me, I was taken back a bit throughout the entire day.
Not only did I find out what a strong Scottish woman was made of today.
It actually made me realise how fucking soft the rest of us are.
Moaning about how we're busy or tired from our big weekends.
Making up in most cases trivial shit.
None of us have ever had to move house because we can't use stairs to only mention a few.
Point I want to make is this.
3.5 months ago a lady who couldn't walk unassisted entered our JSA Vegas challenge saying "I have nothing to lose".
She'd seen loads of specialists who couldn't help her.
She went and fucking won it too.
I spoke to Lorna and told her that Las Vegas may not be the best place for her to celebrate and we offered a cash prize instead.
I asked her today what she'd spend it on and she said she's told me she's going to use the money to go swim with dolphins.
I am absolutely fucking buzzing about that.
So today from me, in Scotland.
I'm going to tell you to have a bit of Lorna about you and stop being such a fucking pussy.
3 months from now I could be in your front room with you telling me how you "couldn't believe I actually won!"
You won't win without taking part, I can assure you that.